Historically, most Cabinet members have been quiet managers hired to competently implement the president’s agenda while overseeing agencies with tens of thousands of employees. It’s not that they avoid scandal as much as they aren’t typically scandalous people. But that’s not what President Donald Trump has prioritized for the Cabinet in his second term, as shown by the saga of outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, who was unceremoniously fired this week.
Instead of hiring quiet, competent managers, Trump has hired people who love being on camera and don’t consider it beneath their dignity to cartoonishly lavish the president with praise. Noem, who, as the governor of South Dakota, gave Trump a bust of Mount Rushmore with his face on it, fit the bill.
As governor, Noem had already achieved some level of notoriety before joining the Cabinet for starring in a $9 million series of goofy ads touting South Dakota jobs, allegedly intervening to help her daughter obtain a real estate appraiser license and, most infamously, admitting in her memoir that she took Cricket, an “untrainable” family dog, to a gravel pit and shot her dead.
None of those controversies stopped Trump from picking Noem to head the third-largest Cabinet department and making her responsible for everything from ensuring the safety of the nation’s airports to overseeing the president’s sweeping mass deportation program.
If anything, those past scandals may have been a positive. The president seems to appreciate people who survive their own political storms. Noem’s rocky past also didn’t stop the Senate from confirming her nomination, 59-34, in a vote that included every Republican and seven Democrats.
She joined a team that is less like a typical presidential Cabinet and more like the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: There’s Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, an ax-throwing Fox News host with tattoos straight out of “The Da Vinci Code”; there’s Human and Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the scion of a legendary Democratic family turned notorious anti-vaxxer who once left a bear carcass in Central Park and said he had a brain worm; and there’s Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, a former reality TV cast member-turned-congressman who is obsessed with boosting the country’s birthrate, to name a few. Still, once in that Cabinet, Noem held her weight when it came to generating more controversy.
Among other things, she was unable to define habeas corpus, a basic constitutional principle, at a Senate hearing; flew to El Salvador to pose for a bizarre photo at the notorious CECOT prison; made herself the star of a $220 million ad campaign that followed a no-bid contract; claimed not to recognize a U.S. senator at a news conference who was forcibly removed and handcuffed; baselessly called two Americans killed by immigration agents domestic terrorists; took time out to criticize a country music singer over his lyrics critical of Immigration and Customs Enforcement; and reportedly spent $172 million of taxpayer money on two Gulfstream private jets.
And then there’s the actions of the department she oversaw.









